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Joke of the Day

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."

"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""

"I would complain about the siren of an ambulance even if I was in the back of it."

"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."

"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"

"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."

"Emotions are like shit Sometimes you've gotta let it out"

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information.. If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town."