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Joke of the Day

"Assert your dominance by crossing out your coworkers name on their food and put your own. Then eat it in front of them."

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"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
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"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"
"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."
"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."