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Joke of the Day

"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."

"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."

"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."

"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"

"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."

"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."

"Taken 4: Liam Neeson's daughter is kidnapped again. He calls up kidnappers and says ""just keep her. She's annoying and I'm tired of this"""

"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."

"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine."