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Joke of the Day

"Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts."

"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."

"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ? Einswine"

"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."

"Sex is similar to math. You need to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply."

"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."