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Joke of the Day
"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."
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"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."
"accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on"
"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"
"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
"Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense."
"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."
"Me: Can I buy that chandelier? Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself? Me: No, I'm hanging it from the ceiling."
"Have you heard the one about the dog on the roof? You wouldn't get it, it's over your head."