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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"
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"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""
"Roses are red, Relationships are rare... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!"
"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"
"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"
"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""