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Joke of the Day
"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."
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"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"
"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"
"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"
"If Trump and Clinton were stranded on a desert island, who would survive? America."
"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."
"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"OK it's like sure, I've MURDERED before. Big deal. Sue me. It's not like I'm a MURDERER or anything. I only do it socially."
"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."
"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."