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Joke of the Day
"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."
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"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."
"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"
"How to clean your keyboard aaaaaaaa'kdnf...........,mnnbcvxeuw8301435555555556789+0 zx,cmmmmmmmmmvnsdbasfkoljfsw"
"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"
"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."