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Joke of the Day

"Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans."

"I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it."

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""

"Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend"

"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"

"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"Beeped my horn at this cute guy who walked by. He shot me a dirty look. He's playing hard to get, but I've started planning the wedding!"

"Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go"