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Joke of the Day

"Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans."

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."

"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."

"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"

"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."

"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"

"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."

"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."

"What's the difference between a nail and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang a painting."