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Joke of the Day
"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"
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"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique."
"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"I met the inventor of the crossword last week. Can't remember his name. P something T something R."
"Caitlyn Jenner has been charged with manslaughter... Bruce is dead."
"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."