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Joke of the Day

"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."

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"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship."

"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."

"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"

"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"

"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance Is she calculating velocity?"

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""