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Joke of the Day
"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."
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"A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, ""What's up Kobe?"""
"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."
"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."
"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."
"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"
"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"
"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."
"I raped a blind woman the other day. She didn't see me coming."
"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."