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Joke of the Day
"You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing."
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"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"
"[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there"
"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."
"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"
"Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself."
"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"
"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"
"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"