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Joke of the Day

"The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones."

"I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping."

"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."

"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."

"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""

"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"