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"The inauguration ceremony should be like the olympics. They can play the US national anthem, then the Russian one."

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"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A perfect 10, but completely imaginary."
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"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."
"Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet"
"KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious"
"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"
"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."
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