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Joke of the Day
"When does a pedophile enjoy a basketball match the most? Before the first period."
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"How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game? None, it only takes Tolkiens"
"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living? He burns his lips on the tail pipes."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now"
"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds......? ....half a dog."
"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"
"Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone."