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Joke of the Day
"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."
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"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."
"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""
"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."
"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."
"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."
"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."
"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."
"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."