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"Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted"
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"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says.. ""Make me one with everything"""
"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"
"He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar. "
"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."