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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"

"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"

"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?"

"Chuck Norris can taste lies."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."