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Joke of the Day
"When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet."
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"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."
"What is small, red and square? A small red square."
"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."
"Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he's a Fungi!"