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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
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"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"
"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"
"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."
"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."
"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""
"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""
"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."
"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."