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Joke of the Day

"An employee texts his boss ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?"" (Slightly nsfw) His boss answers ""I don't know."" The employee replies ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"To the people who have birthdays this week... your parents sure know how to celebrate Valentine's Day!"

"I will never miss you, because I'm a really good shooter."

"[Driving w/date in car] Date [turns radio to country] Me [reaches over date, opens passenger door] This isn't working. [Hits eject button]"

"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."

"President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."

"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."

"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."