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Joke of the Day

"I'm dating a feminist historian Not to brag, but I am -*really*- good in bed. She thinks I've been fucking her for thousands of years."

"My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus"

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"

"What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field."

"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."

"Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!"

"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"