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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."
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"The worst part about being bitten by a venomous spider... ...Is that you're probably Australian"
"What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""
"My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ""Now son, this may hurt a bit""."
"Giving a bear my power of attorney."
"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."
"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."