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Joke of the Day

"What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted."

"Why do women have legs? To not leave a slime trail."

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."

"Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule? It's only SPF"

"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."

"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"