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Joke of the Day
"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"
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"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."
"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."
"Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!"
"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."
"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"
"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"
"School Meals by R. E. Volting"
"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""