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Joke of the Day

"""You know the speed limit here, son?"" 45 ""You know how fast you were going?"" 88 ""So where you off to in such a hurry?"" 1985"

"You know you live in a small town when.... ....the only hooker is still a virgin."

"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"

"How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live. I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved"

"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"

"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"

"What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head? Down for the count!"

"What do you get when you dry out a Stark? Raisin Bran"

"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."