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Joke of the Day

"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."

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"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."
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"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry"
"What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!"
"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"
"Voted class president. Assassinated."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Everytime we have sex my girlfriend wants to pretend to be a teenager. I tell her, ""Be patient. You'll be one soon enough."""
"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"
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