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Joke of the Day
"What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education."
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"A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish."
"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"
"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."
"I smoked before going to the dentist & didn't know they would let me have laughing gas &watch Netflix Im cross faded af having the best time"
"Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs."
"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"
"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."