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Joke of the Day

"Who built the round table? Sir Cumference"

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock"

"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"

"I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people."

"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore."

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"

"[traffic court] Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I'm here to dispute 4/5 of my tickets"

"The guy I've been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't own any animals."

"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"