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Joke of the Day

"The guy I've been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't own any animals."

"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"What's the difference between apathy & empathy? Don't know. Don't care."

"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."

"How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb? None. We pay a German to do it."

"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."

"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."

"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"

"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"