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Joke of the Day
"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"
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"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad"
"If you get a text from me that ends in a stream of emojis, my mother has stolen my phone DO NOT ENGAGE"
"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"
"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."
"How much does a Rabbi charge for circumcision? Nothing. He just keeps the tips."
"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"
"What's a mouse's least favorite shape? A trapezoid."