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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
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"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"
"I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist."
"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."
"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."
"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."
"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"
"I saw a midget escaping from jail the other day He was looking down on me as he climbed down a rope. I though to myself, that's a little con descending"
"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"
"*discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for ""wing fingers"" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*"