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Joke of the Day

"Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun."

"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"

"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."

"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"

"[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting."

"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"

"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"