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"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"
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"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"
"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""
"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !"
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"
"If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen"