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Joke of the Day
"My Ex told me I overanalyse things... I'd believe her but she uses that excuse 19.3% of the time."
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"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."
"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"
"Dear Google, It's *You're,not ""Your"" https://gyazo.com/96cc1d47896deae8c436aa8afb56f36b"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."
"When confronted, people in wheelchairs never seem to stand up for themselves."
"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."
"Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"
"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."
"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."