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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"
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"new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed"
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"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"
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"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."
"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"