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Joke of the Day

"According to my FitBit, last week I burned 23 calories and my Ex's house."

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"I won't visit /r/aww Its nothing but kitty porn"

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"

"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."

"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"