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Joke of the Day

"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner."

"Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions."

"If you don't have company or a package coming, don't answer the doorbell. You're nobody's bitch."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."

"An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, why the long phase?"""

"I need a Life or a Clue but someone seems to have a Monopoly on them. So, instead, I'll take the Risk of sinking your Battleship."

"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""

"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"