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"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"
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"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."
"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."
"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."
"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."
"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"