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Joke of the Day
"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
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"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."
"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"
"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."
"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"
"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China."
"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"