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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
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"""When I learned how to edit videos I felt like the Flash..."" Friend: ""Why, because you fast learner?"" Me: ""No, because I fucked up the timeline."""
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"
"When is decency going to be cool again?"
"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."
"racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything."
"TIL you don't actually learn something new everyday. Wait. Nevermind."
"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"
"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."