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Joke of the Day
"I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit."
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"A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it"
"A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out."
"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."
"What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys? A Neckromancer"
"My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China."
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."