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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal walking through the jungle and... he passed his brother?"
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"I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away. ::slow clap::"
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"
"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"
"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."
"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"if you are on a magazine cover with the headline 'my new body' and that body is not, like, a cheetah or horse, missed opportunity"
"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."