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Joke of the Day
"Two belts walk into a bar one was already waisted."
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"How do you have a sexy barbecue? You grill the sausage."
"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"
"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."
"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."
"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"