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Joke of the Day
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
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"WIFE: He thinks he's a news anchor DOCTOR: Is this true ME: [stacking papers & talking inaudibly as the camera zooms out]"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old"
"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"
"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."
"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"
"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."
"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."
"Found a baby snake in my backyard while mowing. Long story short, I don't have to mow anymore since my yard is on fire."