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Joke of the Day
"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."
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"A redneck goes to a family reunion and says ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"Teacher:""To which family does the elephant belong ?"" Pupil:""I don't know nobody I know owns one !"""
"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."
"All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list."
"Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison."
"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."
"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."
"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."
"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."