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Joke of the Day

"[Knock Knock] Halloween 1981, the Potter Household Voldemort: knock knock James: Who's there Voldemort: You know James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct James: ... James: Fuck"

"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."

"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."

"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her not to make you a sandwich."

"where does honey come from? beez nuts"