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Joke of the Day

"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"Today, my wife found a pair of her sister's panties in our room. They were in my laundry pile, next to my boxers. Now she's mad, because I told her it was only a brief affair."

"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"

"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."

"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"