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Joke of the Day
"What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
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"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"
"*dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*"
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."
"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""
"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."