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"Why don't pedophiles win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind.."
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"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."
"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"
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"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."
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"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"